Gay Apparel Lyrics

This apparel's gay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay

Somebody tell me what time it is

It's that time of year

Santa's gonna sleigh all night long

Flying with all nine reindeer

He's working, twerking, bringing me a Birkin

Keep me looking fierce for my social networking

I ain't gotta worry about looking like a mess

Cuz underneath my tree is a Louis V dress

I pull out all the stops for this holiday

You won't catch me on Christmas wasting away

I will work, I will serve, I'll do nothing less than slay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay

I pull out all the stops for this holiday

You won't catch me on Christmas wasting away

I will work, I will serve, I'll do nothing less than slay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay

In my text to Santa I said don't bring me a toy

He said okay what if I just brought you a tall, handsome boy

I said Werk, Santa! You know how to bring this world joy

He said let me let you in on a secret, I deliver gifts to Playboy

I pull out all the stops for this holiday

You won't catch me on Christmas wasting away

I will work, I will serve, I'll do nothing less than slay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay

I pull out all the stops for this holiday

You won't catch me on Christmas wasting away

I will work, I will serve, I'll do nothing less than slay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay

This apparel's gay

When you ask me what I'm wearing I'll say this apparel's gay