Rumplestiltskin ft. Barraka Lyrics

Picture this my old dad exists to get lit

Which causes shit

He's a liability and he's a risk when he's pissed

So one night he's twisted sits next to Chris

Aka the Wolf the gangland boss who's known for stealing kids

This is it this is where it all begins

I admit it was his ego on a trip he was talking shit

He goes my daughter can flip any counterfeit to legit

Give her Monopoly money she'll account it into quids

Now my ex was into fraud but me I never did partake

I can't turn straw to gold

I'm just eighteen and a half mate

My dad he knew this but was impressing the bar maid

While our resident hard case disconnected his car brakes

Next thing I know two henchmen snatched me out of my aunts place

They carried me far away dragging me till my arms ached

Waving a large blade saying listen

By half eight in the morning we want twenty Gs that look like they aren't fake

Shit I can't do that

I felt so crazy I could vomit

I tried to tell them honest there's a baby in my stomach

But they listened and laughed left me alone with my harsh fate

Will this be my last day

I could do with some Class A

Then I heard a whispering coming through the bars saying

Oi girl

I got an offer

A proposition for ya

I know your position and I wouldn't wish it on ya

I can do the job before the sky at night turns dawn

And all you have to do is hand me over your first born

Oh lord

My first born seven months away

What a terrible price to pay

Who the hell is this guy to say

He wants the one thing in the world

I can't sell but I'll find a way

To try and play otherwise we'll invariably die today

It hurt to say at first worst day on this earth

Okay I give my word

Then this crackhead started chirping like a bird

His apparel and demeanour were most certainly absurd

But he dropped in through the skylight and starts working undeterred

I must have been completely shattered as my vision slowly blurred

When I woke I was alone but still imprisoned then I heard

Heavy footsteps and a voice saying Magnificent my girl

I see you've done the job we asked for now your liberty's returned

He'd only gone and done it

The moody cash was piled large and I was freed

Afterwards it seemed I'd finally got a chance to be at peace

My baby girl arrived

I held her in my arms just like a dream

Until the day I heard this message on my answering machine

Are you taking the piss

Did you think you'd get away with this shit

I know the estate where you live

And Im'a raid your crib like the Bay of Pigs

Guess what my name is or I'm taking your kid

Bitch

Your tongue tied like a shoe lace

Now its too late you better pack a suit case

And move to a new place look at the trouble you make

You've got a screw face

You can run you cunt but

I'll be there on the due date

In a few days knocking at your door

With a warrant like your wanted by the law

Rotten to the core

Clinically insane bringing misery and pain

You're tripping if you're thinking that I'm giving you my name

Isn't it a shame

Bought a ticket to Italy and Spain

For your kid coz her virginity be critically acclaimed

So get to the spot at 7 o'clock or you're gonna end up buried in a box

What

So that's the game is it

I've been visited by insane spirits

I asked around but nobody knows his name is it

Tom Jack Jimmy Bob

Mustafa or little John

Kayden Hayden Chris or Dom

This is getting flipping long

Then one night down the pub a trusted friend of my nan claimed

She overheard chat saying Rumplestiltskins the mans name

Okay then in that case

I'll go on with this damn game

And meet him in the forest no prolonging his campaign

Well

I did some digging

Spoke to my uncle William

He knows the London villains and gave me a gun to kill him

Although he took some convincing

I ain't a dumb civilian

They ain't finding him until he's mouldy as a chunk of Stilton

Travelled to the spot and saw him waiting by the sunk pavilion

This scum reptilian who loiters beside the front of buildings

After school he comes for children

Steals them from their mums instills them

Full of fear fuck it

I might give this guy a ruptured philtrum

I stared ahead as I offered him a ton to chill and

He grinned and said

I wouldn't stop this for a hundred million

You made a bargain with your baby if it's unfulfilled then

You might get an uninvited visit from someone Sicilian

That's when I smiled and replied hang on

Heres one opinion

As to what your name is if it's right your blood will run vermilion

Now what would a mother call this ugly and disgruntled pilgrim

Ah that's fucking brilliant

Your name is Rumplestiltskin