Please Let Me Explain Lyrics

Buy you a pre-loved wig mama

One that you can wear out in the pouring rain

I'll buy you a pre-loved wig mama

One that you can wear out in the pouring rain

No I won't ever call you cue-ball again mama

If you'll please just let me explain

You can smoke half of my cigarettes mama

We'll pop a bottle of No-Frills champagne

You can smoke half of my cigarettes mama

We'll pop a bottle of No-Frills champagne

I'll buy anything you ask to Baby

If you'll please just let me explain

It was only that one time I swear

Despite what your kinfolk said

I needed to dispel the myth

Mad in the head equals mad in bed

Turns out I was right

I'll buy you a diamond ring mama

Wear it round your neck on a golden chain

I'll buy you a diamond ring mama

Wear it round your neck on a golden chain

We can go to the Jewellery Warehouse right this minute !

If you'll please let me explain

I'll take you on a donkey ride baby

We can jump on board the next freight train

I'll take you on a donkey ride

We can hop aboard the next freight train

I'll take you where you wanna go

If you'll please just let me explain

Buy you a pre-loved wig mama

One that you can wear out in the pouring rain

I'll buy you a pre-loved wig mama

One that you can wear out in the pouring rain

No I won't ever call you cue-ball again mama

If you'll please just let me explain