Calling All Lettuce Lovers Lyrics

Ooh, baby, I'm a rumpus machine

Got the salt in my wound and the blood in my jeans

Ooh, baby, I got nowhere to run

If you're looking for lettuce, then the deal is done

Ooh, baby, I got funerals to attend

Wherever there are people dying, there's money to spend

Ooh, baby, I got lettuce for days

If you're looking for a salad, I'll put you in a craze

Woo!

And even though it's really close

This isn't the bassline from Closer

By Nine Inch Nails, so we can't get sued

I think

Even though it's really close

This isn't the bass from Closer

So we never ever will get sued

Ooh, baby, I'm following the rules

Even though it's quite close, it's not actionable

So we can't be sooled

Ooh

I don't have any more lyrics on this one, I'm done

Ooh, baby, now the song is done

And if you're looking for a salad, I can hook you up

With lettuce