CDs are Better than MP3s Lyrics

Why and what and when will this play

Waiting for the internet to make my day

Waiting for the net to pull out for me

God damn net won't ever play for me

Bars go up and down but never open

Refresh that fucker that's always broken

Rather just run off in the open

Take off in my moped out in the open

Bike far out

Without a doubt

Where I can find a peaceful place to shout

Oh far out man way far out man

Shaggy and Scoobs could never find us man

Am I too stoned Scoob? (Raggy! Zoinks!)

No I just want to be alone

Dude!

Am I old school

In a boomer's tool

In a box behind a lock

Passcode stands for fuck!

CDs are betters than MP3s

Wait too long for MP3s

The clouds a formation

Under what nation

Under log invisible

Login and dribble

Individual invisible keys

Typing four underscore threes

What's my passcode

Is it a la mode ice cream

We all scream for ice beam found in

TM13

Vulpix can add that shit!

Or Ninetales

Lemme tell you nine tales

Or nine stories

Drinking forties on the ninth story

Or the thirteenth story

Or are you superstitious? The fourteenth story

Mitch Hedberg's joke from his laboratory

What floor are you really on?

Did I distract thee?

Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD

Oh uh you didn't turn me off?

No

Cool

I want material

Not un literal

No yes literal

Literally a literal thing

Something to hold

That eventually molds

No I'm not getting old

Let's just take a moment to look at the clouds

No not the cloud that I pay ten bucks a month for

That take my files and keep them hostage

Even though I pay ten bucks a month for them

Is it that cloud even moving at all?

Nope!

Don't you know

UFOs

Aren't UFOs

They're "Interdimensional Beings"

Or "UAPs"

Flying eating pork and beans

Viewing us listening to Weezer clean

Up our heart strings with hits

Gasp like pork and beans

Farting up your heart strings

Is this a metaphor for how DeLonge sings

Not in his songs but in his beans the proof is in his beans

Boosting up stocks like Reddit helped GameStop mean

DeLonge was punk regarding alien beings

Releasing info so they could be seen

Or not to be seen back in 2019

Tired of me tired of UAPs?

Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD

Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD

We are those "Interdimensional Beings" you were speaking of

What albums would you take with you

If we were to kidnap you right now?

Um okay I'll take

Green Day's American Idiot

Andrew Bird's Are You Serious

Rage Against the Machine Battle of Los Angeles

My Morning Jacket X and Evil Urges

Beware and Be Grateful by Maps and Atlases

Menomena Friend and Foe

John Mayer Continuum and Trio

The Civil Wars Barton Harlow

The Black Keys Brothers El Camino

Camp by Childish Gambino

Awaken My Love is amazing too

Modest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad News

Led Zeppelin Four and Two

Take Off Your Pants and Jacket by Blink 182

The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me by Brand New

Phrenology The Roots

Foo Fighters Colour of the Shape There Is Nothing Left to Lose

Who's Next by The Who

The Cat Empire Two Shoes

Circe Survive Blue Sky Noise

From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy

Jimmy Eats World Bleed American

Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication By The Way

Gimme Some Peter Bjorn and John

The Avett Brothers Emotionalism

Amanda Palmer Theater Is Evil Arcade Fire Funeral

Wolfmother self-titled

Foo Fighters self-titled

Bon Iver self-titled

Cage the Elephant Box Car Racer

Avenged Sevenfold Them Crooked Vultures and

Probot The Front Bottoms Talon of the Hawk

The Las!

Anything by Black Star or

Manners by Passion Pit

Is that it? Nope!

Purple Rain by Prince

Blues Traveler Four

Toto One and Four

Riot Brand New Eyes by Paramore

Father John Misty Fear Fun

Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues

Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion

Graceland by Paul Simon

Josie and Aja by Steely Dan

Simon and Garfunkel Bookends

Super Unknown Sound Garden

Tame Impala Currents

The Flaming Lips

At War with The Mystics

Uh is there more? Oh my gosh

The Beatles Abbey Road and Let It Be Naked

Rumors by Fleetwood Mac while I'm naked

Kendrick Lamar Section 80 and MAAD City

Band of Skulls Baby Darling Doll Face Honey

Bright Eyes The Peoples Key

Catalyst by New Found Glory

Kings of Leon Only by the Night

Aha Shake Heartbreak

Nirvana Nevermind to make my heart ache

Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Hot Fuss by The Killers

Paranoid by Black Sabbath

And of course Potato Salad

And Unraveling of Pup the Band

Mercury Falling by Sting

What else do I have to also sing?

Daft Punk's Homework and Tron

Because of the Times by Kings of Leon

1984 Van Halen's self-titled

Beastie Boys License to Ill

Angels and Airwaves Death Cab for Cutie

Turn me off put on a CD

Turn me off put on a mother-flipping CD

Uh oh my gosh that is a lot of CDs

But okay we will take them all

And you can come too