How Did You Get My Name? Lyrics

The terrorists

On the internet

Who make up shit

For fun

They'll tell me why

Some other time

And say anything

They want

But how did you get my name

And my number

Are you trolling me

For fun

How did you get my name

And my home address

Are you serious

If you even exist

The last time i

Answered the phone

For a number I

Didn't know

They told me that

If i didn't pay

Like right away

I'd go to jail

But the jokes on you

I got all day

To play your game

And lose

But how did you get my number

And my first pets name

Who can i blame

The captcha?

And how did you get my zip code

For the house before

I moved away

From my landlord

The holy man

With his perfect plan

To convince us all

He can't be wrong

With a simple shove

We take the plunge

And the waters rise

And the money's gone

But how did you get my name

And a photograph

Of my grandma's cat

From '95

And how did you get my shopping list

From 2006

When i bought that bed

Just to get some rest

Now I'm targeted