The Night I Got Santa Claus Stoned Lyrics

I'm gonna tell you a little Christmas story

Maybe it happened

Maybe it didn't

I'm gonna leave it up to you to decide

Couple years ago on Christmas Eve, I

Made some cookies that contained some weed and

I had a few, put me right to sleep

Then Santa visits me, yeah

Apparently I'm on the good list... damn

Left them out I know I shouldn't… have

Now he's more lit than my tree

I know he should not be flying that

Sleigh but oh, goddamn

He's high up over Egypt and he's blazed over Japan

Hopefully the children of the world their gifts

Or maybe Santa stopped in Colorado for a spliff

The night I got Santa Claus stoned

I was passed out on my couch on Christmas in my house alone

He ate up my weed cookies yeah he took them to the dome

The night I got Santa Claus stoned

Santa Claus Stoned

Saint Nick is a jolly old fellow

Lounging on the chair like a red mound of jello

Tried to say hello

Kept it real mellow

He looked me in the eyes, handed me a cigarillo

I know I messed up, it was an accident, I swear

I hope that when you wake, your presents will be there

But if at dawn, all your Christmas joy is gone

You can blame my special cookies

Santa said that they're the bomb

The night I got Santa Claus stoned

I was passed out on my couch on Christmas in my house alone

He ate up my weed cookies yeah he took them to the dome

The night I got Santa Claus stoned

Santa Claus Stoned

And although I refuse to confirm or deny

The level of truth behind this story

I encourage us all to use our imaginations

Happy Holidays everyone