The Stupid Song Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Could you pass the mustard, please
Is a toe a finger
Patchwork denim dungarees
You're a lovely singer
Thank you
Face paint on a submarine
Masochism
Margarine
Here's a pretty picture of a farm
Telescopic, apoplectic
Take a sock and put it on your arm
I heard that you fancy Peter
Chess is not a sport
Mother cannot wait to meet her
Chess is not a sport
Money grows on apple trees
Wait, that's apples
Silly me
We all know that money's not a fruit
Mr Twister, fashionista
Jealousy's an ugly attribute
Can I wear a hat
My friend, you'd better believe that you can wear
Anything you want including clogs
I've never owned a pair of clogs
Clogs, in my opinion, are a
Grossly unappreciated
Choice of footwear
Look, a pig
Where
Sorry, but it's gone now
How do I get out of here
Oh, that's really simple
Hundred yards then take the left then
Pop the nearest pimple
Doesn't really help, but thanks
He's as thick as two short planks
What was that
A man is on the moon
You're both mad, so I'll be going
Nice to meet you, hope you come back soon
Come back soon
Come back soon
I hate chess