Do You Herp the Geico Gecko? Lyrics

Thought I'd take you to the woods last night

And see what we could see

I started flipping all the rocks in sight

But you just looked at me

Asked me what it was I did for fun

I started to reply

Then I realized what you meant Hun

Right before my eyes

Do you even herp

I'm asking you now

Do you even herp

Please answer me

Cause if you don't herp

I don't think I want you around

Do you even herp

Please let me know yeah

Do you even herp

I'm begging you

Cause if you don't herp

I might have to leave this town

Took you apple picking just this morn

And guess what we did see

Hiding right between some ears of corn

And staring right at me

Was a tiny little garter snake

That made you scream and cry

I picked it up to see if it was fake

It almost made you die

Do you even herp

I'm asking you now

Do you even herp

Please answer me

Cause if you don't herp

I don't think I want you around

Do you even herp

Please let me know yeah

Do you even herp

I'm begging you

Cause if you don't herp

I might have to leave this town

I wish that you would herp

Just come with me

I wish that you would herp

Give it a try

Cause if you'd just herp

I'd love having you around

I wish that you would herp

Why won't you now

I wish that you would herp

Oh can't you see

That if you'd just herp

I wouldn't have to leave this town