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You like to listen to Blood On The Dance Floor

While you take it in the back door

When you play baseballs you're the catcher

When you were a kid you played with erector sets

Because you love to have a phallus in your eyes

Your fallacies show straight through your disguise

When you're drooling over fruitcakes in the mall

And you talk about how you used to love watching Kids In The Hall

You love to consume sausage all the time

Sometimes you like to eat two at a time

You like big hunks of meat, not chicken wings

And you always take deliveries to your chili ring

Your favorite food for lunch is a foot long

And chimichangas filled with tarter sauce

Every night you pass out in a stranger's house

'Cause you love to wake up with a slick ass and a salty taste in your mouth