Guru Rattus Norvegicus de Gambia (Fat Rat Guru) Lyrics

Awake now varmints and have no fear

I'm rocking outer space up through the atmosphere

God is my personal friend and he doesn't have many

Just one rap rat in heaven I'm the one and that's plenty

You see I'm the guru of a thousand lands

Ninkilim put the word in my hands

All the earthly vermin, roach, rat and even flea

Had to go to church and pray to get their stank from me

Yes I'm the guru of all that's good

I'm rocking inner space down to your neighborhood

My rhymes are great never misunderstood

I'm the vermin with the power in the hour of good

Well I'm RNG and I make the girls scream

When they listen to me rap they fall into a dream

About faraway place far very far from home

And then to other galaxies of other lives we roam

I grasp all the worlds within my hand

And on the edge of power is where I stand

The prophets often wonder how I got that view

And then I have to tell em I'm the fat rat guru

Gee You Are You

Yeah I'm the guru I achieved my goal

To be the only vermin that's completely soul

If I let go God takes control

If you bicker and bite you're gonna go down below

Gee You Are You

When the world was born there was lots of room

So began the evolution created by the big boom

Trees and everything were growing up nice

Lamb would lay lion, eagle with mice

The land was very simple very clear and serene

There wasn't any difference til man dominates the scene

He brought all his tears and struggles brought his weapons and machines

Put a scar across the earth with racism and disease

Gee You Are You

There is no reason for this to exist, said god to me

And I said, yeah I dig

Just look at the mess they created below

I said yeah I know

So he sent down to earth to help the people understand

I wrote the script of many from the Bible to Koran

They called me many names when I took form of man

I've been Christian Buddhist Jew to lead the people by the hand

Gee You Are You