Pimp Juice Lyrics

One two one two three go!

I'm MJ, 23, MJG

UNK you know me, Pimp C

Walk it out, land on my feet

UGK, Bun B, Smoke my weed

Curious George up in trees

I'm a Larry bird hittin these threes

Sittin in my 4 by 4, Castles closed

Use the back door, Sup Alfred, do my chores

Mop the floor with that shit you got sittin in your jar

I'm a Nutella, What'd I tell ya

Where's Wilson Rebel later, smell ya

Where's the waiter with my ordorves

Omnivore, connoisseur, carnivore

Sip curvature you're not sure

What I mean is that a drink?

My purple cup filled up

O no, makin them lean

Got a throne on my head

I mean a crown in my bed

What did he just said, Laugh em all dead

Break bread with the devil and an angel

I'm obtuse I know

Coming with my angle

You're acute one, shooting like Rambo

Throw a tantrum in a monsoon

Typhoon like Buffalo, Niagara falls

Gotta go to the bathroom

Youre baffled, won the raffle, go to taddle

I'm a sing my tale, hit you with this paddle

Row row my boat on a puddle, Use my leather coat

Don't really matter I'm a mad rapper

Energizer bunny, you think I'm funny

Why so serious, I'm delirious, got a nervous itch

Look at my tick

Check me on the tock

What time is it

Gotta out clock

What's my out clause

Santa punch ya lights out

I might pout like yo grammie

Got the gout, cholera, horse collar ya, whammy

Eatin my sammy

Sittin in my yellow submarine

I'm a lil irritated, mellow,

I'm picking up steam

I'm a sauna

Walking on hot coals

Saunter, Unibomber

Multisylabic flow

Arabic with my dough

Arachnic with the snow

Charlottes Webs I've wove

Murder she wrote

You heard of me wow

Which way did I go

Send you down the road

I'm a runner, gunner

You're a bummer

I'm a stunner

Did ya stutter

Rock my glitter

Whiskey on the rocks

Fucked my liver

Ask I'll deliver

Kiss me on the neck

Givin me shivers

Winter is coming

My walls froze

Ice is Tumbling

Nice remodeling

I'm a foreclose

On all you hoes

King Henry, War of the Rose

Give me a verse

I'll spit these prose

Don't get down

Stand on your toes

Elvis flick my pelvic bone

Like that, heard you moan

Take a shot of this Pimp Juice

Got on my leather shoes

And my ice hot slick pink mink suit,

Never stop peddling these lyrical weapons

Said it before, stand in the corner two steppin

I've taught em all these lessons

Thought you'd remember em

Dismember em

Ed Kemper em

Take it back my friend

Eat your heart out

Playin darts in the dark in a bar,

Knock your lights out

Bring a knife to a gun fight

I'm a tiger to your mouse meese mice nice might night

Night, gimme a light light

Psych psych

Don't even smoke like that

I'm a toke like that

Pass you that

And you choke like that

Gimme back

My funky hacky sack

Tell you the truth

While I stab you in the back

Gimme a lil bit a room

While I bust this move

Take you on safari in my red hot rari

Zooboomafu

No telling what I'll do to you

Twist you in seaweed

Sushi roll

Sip on this banana boat

So high

Look how I float

I'm the anchor

Toss me a rope

What's you're social

I'm just a banker

Youre a fuckin bloke, Wanker

Got all this purp in my tankard

Crossin the seas

Columbus can kiss my ass

I'm ticked you laughed

I'm the bomb, gonna smash

Youre gonna crash

I'm gonna cash in

Wreck it slim

Lemme in

Bet I'ma win

Sip my brandy

Lied, don't like gin

Mix with a lil bit o Hennessy

Sex on the beach

Get freaky

Brows fleaky

Browse weekly

Mouse meeky

Chairs creaky

Think deeply

Don't be cheeky

I'll take it easy

Down this breezy

Makin me queasy

Puff til I'm weazy

Blazin saddles

Voice is squeaky

You can be my Georgia peachy

Johnny apple seed I've sown blown

I'm gonna reep these

While you kiss dees

I'm home alone

Out here on my own

Poof I'm gone

Puff my bong

Sing my songs

I'm Just a lil bit wrong