Lucky Lyrics

Why do you party

Cause I like to dance

When do you party

When I get the chance

Why do you party

Cause I like to dance

When do you party

When I get the chance

When I get to the club

I walk in just like I'm the Fonz

Then I punch that stupid jukebox

Til it plays your favorite song

Then I find the merchandisers

Let the joystick move the claw

I want a Utah Jazz jersey wearing bear

For you to carry through the mall

But instead out that dispenser

From the clutches of the claw

Comes a fully loaded Smith and Wesson

Ready to teach me a lesson

And before this night is through

You and I will be staring down at China

Through the 0.429 inch hole in my shoe

No I do not feel lucky

No I cannot say that I am feeling very lucky

Your concern for me seems fake

So no, I do not feel lucky

No I cannot say that I am feeling very lucky

Your concern for me seems fake

So no if I'm being honest with you

I guess I don't

I'm here to make friends and kick ass

And there's a bunch of people here we haven't met yet

But instead out that dispenser

Comes a Chinese finger trap

I will stick my finger in if you will stick your finger in

And then before this night is through

You and I will be bugging the clerk

For a pair of scissors

To cut this fucked up puzzle right in two

No I do not feel lucky

No I cannot say that I am feeling very lucky

Your concern for me seems fake

So no I do not feel lucky

No I cannot say that I am feeling very lucky

I'm pretty sure you're being rhetorical

But on the off chance you actually care

How I'm feeling

The answer is no