Christmas Card Lyrics

I already see your posts online

I don't even like them

Glad to know your dog's doing fine

But I don't even like him

How do I unsubscribe

Save you a few pennies

Yes your life's better than mine

But one is too many

I'm happy your happy, but I am not

I never signed up, yet I get a lot

It's really not that hard

So please stop sending me your Christmas card

Oh my god, that sweater's ugly

Is that what you wanted

Well fuck you and your full carat ring

Go ahead and just flaunt it

How do I unsubscribe

Save you a few pennies

Yes your life's better than mine

But one is too many

I'm happy your happy, but I am not

I never signed up, yet I get a lot

It's really not that hard

So please stop sending me your Christmas card

Good to hear from you but I didn't ask

Didn't give a shit when I saw you last

I'm happy your happy, but I am not

I never signed up, yet I get a lot

I already get them from my doctors and dentist

What makes you think that I want one from my ex

When I said never, I really meant never

Have the perfect Christmas the second time together

It's really not that hard

So please

I'm begging you

Stop sending me your Christmas card

And friend requests

Wedding invitations

Don't even get me started on essential oils

I have no interest in reading your

Long ass letter that you send to all your

Friends and family ever year with your

Christmas card on how your life is so great

So please stop sending me your Christmas card