Lesbian Lyrics

As a kid I rode with the boys

He-man and G.I. Joe were my toys

Had my hair cut short

I played baseball with friends

No Barbies, I preferred Kens

And I was good at sports

It never occurred to me

But now it's kind of easy to see

I'm a lesbian

Whoo!

I'm a lesbian

Me too

I'm a lesbian

Yeah, we're all lesbian

Ooh whoa

Got through school without dating guys

Turned out to be a nice surprise

'Cause they're not my type

And they'll never be

And in college more of the same

Losing at the hetero dating game

Until a woman changed my life

It's your destiny

She helped me take off my disguise

What disguise

And finally I realized

Damn, I'm a lesbian

Ha

Ooh whoa, ooh whoa

It's so obvious

How did we not know that

How did we not know that

And when the darkness lifted

And the straight world faded

I finally found a place where I fit

With Indigo Girls playing 24-7

Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that's it

Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that's it

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La-la-la-lesbian

You're a lesbian

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La-la-la-lesbian

We're all lesbian

Let me guess

You love Sara Bareilles

You shop at the co-op

Yeah, me too

You wear Birkenstocks

You own really big dogs

You drive a Subaru

Of course you do

La la la la la la la la

You're a lesbian

La la la la la la la la

We're all lesbian

I'm a lesbian