The List Lyrics

When two hearts are meant to be, they usually find a way

I guess it's just too hard to love a singer these days

Well I've tried so many times, sang em all my lines

Here's a list of the girls that slipped away

Well Michelle she cheated and Lindsey lied

Tina said she'd been traumatized

Amy had anger issues, she was always pissed

Rebecca ran off and Hillary hid

Brittney's butt was just too damn big

And I loved Katie, but I couldn't stand her kids

Yeah that's just a few names added to that list

I've dated girls with southern drawls

Girls that stuttered when they talked

One girl had the cutest little lisp

Well I know love can be tricky

And I've been known to be a little bit picky

But I'm still holding out for something I missed

Well Jeannine was mean and Carrie was crazy

Whitney smoked weed and was always lazy

Linda never liked the lake and I love to fish

Well Ol' Julie was jealous, and Donna loved drama

Misty never did like my mama

And Susie was a smoker, and I couldn't stand her kiss

Yeah that's just a few names added to that list

Yeah I'd like to find a woman, so I could share my home

But with these girls that I've met lately

I'd rather be alone

Well Michelle she cheated and Lindsey lied

Tina said she'd been traumatized

Amy had anger issues, she was always pissed

Rebecca ran off and Hillary hid

Brittney's butt was just too damn big

And I loved Katie, but I couldn't stand her kids

Yeah that's just a few names added to that list

Yeah unfortunately it's a pretty long list

I'm sure I'm on a few of their lists, too

Just hopefully not a hit list