Five Corpses Lyrics

I Once had a friend named Billy-Bob

Beat his ass with a billy club

Chopped him up with the table saw

I think maybe the neighbours saw

So I killed them too

The rain was pouring I was snoring

The police stopped by and woke me up that morning

Asked if they could take a look around

I said fuck no not without a search warrant

So they went back to the station

I wasn't wasting time I went back to the basement

To finish chopping the bodies so I could place them in a bath of

Sulphuric acid that will help them dissolve

Flush them down the toilet then the problem is solved

So I kept chopping chopping

Ch ch ch chopping the bodies

Blood was squirting all over the curtain

I'll get away with murder I'm certain

I got to get rid of the blood stains

Take a quick look under the sink

Grab the bleach and the rubber maid

Where's the vim and the broom

I'll scrub everything until I've cleaned the room

I know the cops will be back soon

Still have a corpse in the bathroom

Take a hacksaw to Matthew

Yeah I'm a bad dude

I fucking had to place him in a bath of

Sulphuric acid that should help him dissolve

Flush him down the toilet then the problem is solved

So I kept chopping chopping

Ch ch ch chopping the bodies

Blood was squirting all over the curtain

I'll get away with murder I'm certain

Oh fuck the cops are coming back

I'm not done scrubbing the blood off the walls

I got no time to finish scrubbing it all

Fuck it all

I'm in a rage

I'm pulling out the 12 gauge

Not getting locked away

I don't care what the fuck they say

They think I'm crazy

They said I smoke too much crack

No baby