Where's the Chapstick? Lyrics

(Ughhhhhh)

(My lips hurt)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

(Where's the chapstick?)

My lips are chapped

They hurt real bad

So gimme that chapstick

My lips are chapped

They hurt real bad

So gimme that chapstick

I need to solve this issue I have

That gives me chapped lips

I need to solve this issue I have

That gives me chapped lips

She got me askin'

(Where's the chapstick?)

I need to know

(Where's the chapstick?)

I think it's time to face the facts

That I will never get chapstick

I think it's time to face the facts

That I will never get chapstick

Do not panic I must relax

Cannot move these chapped lips

Do not panic I must relax

My lips hurt so fuckin' bad though

(Will you do me a favor then?)

(What?)

(Can you bring me my chapstick?)

(No Napoleon)

(But my lips hurt real bad)

(Just borrow some from the school nurse)

(I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer)

(I'm not gunna use her's ya psycho)

(See ya)

(Ugh, idiot)