Brown Cows Of Elocution Lyrics

The brown cows of elocution

The brown cows of

The brown cows of elocution

The brown cows of

In a compost heap where a language grew

Us duffers in the meat yard never had a clue

Our vowels were strangled by the cattle gas

Our vowels were strangled by the cattle gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

The brown cows of elocution

The brown cows of

The brown cows of elocution

The brown cows of

We dragged those words

Through buckets of steam

Through battered spam

God save the team

From the Big Chief Sitting Bull

Another ham shank and I'll scream

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Bronco jargon flows

In a thick mother tongue

Till the cows come home

Etcetera etcetera etcetera etcetera

The wind stuck

Fixed me up

With the air of a cow

That licked me

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh sure it's a gas

Sure it's a laugh