ALL I DO (Lance Armstrong) Lyrics

I'm just hear for the vibes, man

That's all I'm good for

I just see it clear, like it's post-nut clarity

Everytime I speak, man oh, so hilarity

I just called ya mom she said, Will you marry me

Don't tell your dad 'cause I bet that he'll bury me

Or your second mom

Yes, I love them all fairly

Can you keep it down

Man, you're sounding like a parakeet

Squeaky like a pair of sneaks

Geeky like an air of wheeze

In the sheets forever

Holy smokes, man, I barely breathe

Holy smokes, man, I barely breathe

Barely barely

Holy smokes holy smokes

Holy smokes, man, I barely barely

All I do is ball, Lance Armstrong

Ringing as I call, playing beer pong

Guess I'm alright

Never steered wrong

Letter to a younger me, like Dear John

All I do is ball

All I, all I, all I

All I do is ball

All I, all I, all I

All I do is ball

Lance Armstrong

Ringing as I call

Ringing ringing as I call, yuh

Recording the track

Got my boys in the back

Rap so hard that it's making me stacks

Big dolla bills

Call it racks on racks

I ain't playing no games

Don't call it Kap

Nostalgia factor at an all-time high

You know what they say about how the time flies

Take me back to those days of past

Life's too short, it's not meant to last

I may cuss, but man, I ain't mean

Don't need no drugs

Can't call me a fiend

When I step up on the stage

Man, I run that scene

I finish up quick

Call me Lightning McQueen

All I do is ball, Lance Armstrong

Ringing as I call, playing beer pong

Guess I'm alright

Never steered wrong

Letter to a younger me, like Dear John

Guess I'm alright

All I do is ball

Ringing as I call

Never steered wrong

Guess I'm alright

Guess I'm alright

Guess I'm

Guess I'm alright

Long lost duo like I'm Penny and Shaq

And she just throw it crazy while she's lending her rack

And if my lobster cold, yo, I'm sending it back

Cause I just walked up in Denny's with a couple of stacks, uh

Felonies and Josh, man, we're working for plaques

Easy like a floater, watch it kiss off the glass

Cause I've been revvin' up the mower, we got snakes in the grass

And I never need a mask 'cause I'm shooting the vax, uh

I just keep it going like the team Teen Titans

And if we at the shows may we see these lighters

And I've been spittin' venom, like a scene three vipers

Cause I'm, cause I'm, cause I'm

Cause I'm outta my element

Chillin' it cool

Spend some presidents

Get in the pool

Man, it's hot given the relevance

Talk to Buzz Lightyear

I see no intelligence

I just found a Situation

Should we go and settle in

It's just near the Jersey Shore

Cabs are here, so bring the rental in

She enjoys her oral

So, bring the dental in

They confused as Sean

Because god forgot my melanin

Uh, yeah

No jokes, no pokes

Straight fire, no stokes

Cracked eggs, shoot shells

But I never shoot yolks

I've been calling up folks

Stay sleep, no woke

And they lookin' at my name

And they think it's just a joke, whoa

All I do is ball, Lance Armstrong

Ringing as I call, playing beer pong

Guess I'm alright

Never steered wrong

Letter to a younger me, like Dear John