Big Time Losers Blues Lyrics

I'm a Loser - I'm a big-time loser

I'm the biggest loser in the world

A loser like the world has never seen before

A bigger loser since the losers in the civil war

I'm a loser – I'm a big-time – cry baby Loser

70 Million believers couldn't help me win

Even 20,000 lies couldn't hide the unrepented sins

Cheating, bribery, bullying, even the art of the double-deal couldn't get me ahead

Cause I'm a natural born loser and you can't believe a thing I said

I'm a loser – I'm a terrific big-time Loser

I keep digging this rabbit hole deeper and deeper

While the Supremes' keep singing - "losers-weepers"

With boots on the ground at the end of the day

When we break it all down – "losing" is in my DNA

Cause I'm a lalapaloozer, a real doozer of the biggest big-time losers

Just follow me, I got a lot more losing to do

You've already lost your integrity and your dignity too

So you got nothing more to lose – write me a check, stick with me

As we jump off this cliff into the abyss of my alternative reality

Cause I'm a loser, and I've always been a terrific big-time loser

So are you going down with me, where the tyrants burn

Where the truth is buried, where the blind can't learn

Where human kindness leaves no trail or clues

Where the big-time losers sing the big-time losers blues

I'm The loser – can't you see – come sing the big-time losers blues with me