Jalapeño Chips Lyrics

The waiter hands me some chips

He says, "Hope you like it"

But there was no dipping sauce

So I ask where it's at

He says, "We don't have that

"You can take it up with my boss"

So there I am all alone

With my mom on the phone

Eating bland pieces of cardboard

I need to feel something new,

Something to get me through

My joy needs to be restored

I like to eat jalapeños

To give some flavor to my chips

I like to feel that sensation

Even if I don't move my hips

I don't care if my tongue burns off

As long as I feel that sting on my lips

I like to eat jalapeños

To give some flavor to my chips

Same ol', same ol' everyday

Nothing gets in the way

But how I long for an issue

I want some color in my life

I'm sick of black and white

I'd rather be black and blue

I wanna feel that burn

Feel my stomach churn

I don't wanna be situated

Give me some toenails in my pizza

Give me some toenails in my fries

Maybe then I'll be stimulated

I like to eat jalapeños

To give some flavor to my chips

I like to feel that sensation

Even if I don't move my hips

I don't care if my tongue burns off

As long as I feel that sting on my lips

I like to eat jalapeños

To give some flavor to my chips

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