Selling My Spirit Lyrics

I'd like to take this time and introduce myself

I'm vile

I'm offensive

And I like to drink a lot

I'm human and emotional and I like to swear a lot

I said I like to swear a lot

So let me motherfucking start this shit with a fucking drink bitch (woo)

Praise Allah to allow me to drink this

Wine and liquor and beer and booze

Drink so much piss runs down my shoes

Blackout and pass out and lay next to the throw-up spewed out my mouth

I fucking love it

Can't function the next day but fuck it

I'll drink more to recover

I'll drink for every sad fucker that broke through daddy's rubber

I'll match you shot for shot and pass out till my heart stops

Slamming hard liquor gets me there quicker

My fist can punch harder

My dick can get bigger

I start fights with the bartender

I'll mean mug your little sister

I'll feed it to children

And ill act like Big Pharma is the villain

I mean it's legal so fuck it

What's the harm of it

Alcoholic anonymous is just some big fucking pussy puppet

I'll pass out behind the wheel and wake up to my tires squeal

Blood on my bumper with little Jimmy's comic book cover

Can't afford to go to jail so I'll see you later and flee the scene

That'll teach the Little Jimmy for ever deciding to play outside in the morning

Yeah, selling my spirit

I'll smack you

I'll punch you

I'll beat the shit out of you

I'll remember what words hurt and spew 'em out at you

I'll abuse you and manipulate you and slap you stupid bitch

I'll scream at you and yell at you and call you a fucking whore

I'll make you cry

I'll make you scream

I'll make you wish you never ever fucking met me

I'll pour gasoline and light your fucking house on fire

I'll kidnap your daughter and make me her new father

I'll steal and sell whatever I need to get me by

I'll file for unemployment, spend it just to get high

I'll fucking kill the living shit out of you and commit assault

I'll blame everything on you cause it's your fucking fault

You did this to me

How could you fucking do this to me

I can't take it anymore