touch grass ft. Zouz2k, Tomplays & Dark Ollie Lyrics

Yep

Sammy and Tom needs to touch grass

Yeah if they were in a race they would come last

That's coz they're slow and not fast

Yeah

Yep yep

When you gotta touch grass

Gotta head to mars

When you go for a par

But it doesn't go that far

You get in the car

And go real far

When you see grass

You gotta got for a pass

Yep yep

Hello my name is Gurstrid

I live down the street

I saw your mum and dad

Banging since 1983 (Mhm)

Yes I may be old

But I still love touching grass

Coz it makes me really fast

And I know I'm old

But my back's going out

And I love Harry Potter (Uh)

Harry-

Yeah I love Harry Potter

But he lookin' like a dream

And I know

Wee wee I'd rather coz I see (Mhm)

And I know that I'm very old

But still I just want to know-

Yeah

I don't touch grass

No I do

Wait-

Yeah I touch grass

That's true

Yeah the sky's blue

Tom's at mars looking at cars

Yeah it's pretty far and I gotta check var

Anyways let's talk about how he's pretty mean

Along with that how he's never clean,

Pretty lean

Farts there and here, down the rear

I can smell them which means that they're very near (Yeah)

Yeah it's something that I have to fear (Yeah)

Gotta put myself in a higher gear