No Sauce ft. Fabricio Claros Lyrics

Oh yeah!

Hahaha

Uh

Oh yeah!

Lemme tell you something

So I went on down to the barbershop

Said can you take a little bit off the top?

My hair is getting crispy

Wonder if it'll miss me

When you go and chop it all up

Uh huh

Next they took me to the back of the room

Where they asked me if I'd like some shampoo

They took out a bottle of who knows what

And when they tried to put it on my head I said

No sauce

And no ketchup

And no mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Aint got no sauce

Aint got no sauce!

I was walking around the exterior

Rhymes are superior

Checking out my own posterior

Yours is inferior

Was checking out myself at night

Everything just felt right

And then baby you know what happened next

I fell down the stairs

Now there's blood everywhere

And I'm in emergency care

They said I'll be back

Just need a blood pack

To replace all the blood that you lack

I said to heck with that

Then I stood from the chair that I sat

And said

Stop!

No sauce!

No sauce

And no ketchup

And no mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Aint got no sauce

Aint got no sauce!

So I'm on the stage and I'm all the rage

Sweating up a storm but this ain't the norm

I'm on top of my game

These haters be hating

And you know I can't blame them

Because you know I'm too tall

And if I were to fall

The Earth would shake and my bones would break

People always say I need some milk

To make my bones grow stronger

(You need some milk)

But I never listen to what they say anyways

I always answer them the same

Stop!

No sauce!

No sauce

And no ketchup

And no mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Aint got no sauce

Ain't got no sauce!

I went to the coffee shop the other day

My sister waiting so I told her I'm on the way

My craving for some iced coffee so extreme

That it makes me want to grab the bag and then run away

I express my opinion

Coffee the same color as my hair makes me want to throw up

A stomachache at King's Dominion

Now which would be better

A chocolate muffin or some butter cups

Now I'm next in line

I'm running out of time

I place my order for some coffee shiny like some gloss

Then the barista gets out a bottle

And right as she is about to pour it in I say

Stop!

No sauce!

No Sauce

And no ketchup

And no mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Aint got no sauce

Ain't got no sauce!

With my band

And my mob

At the concert

Is where I sob

Dr. Bob

At my job

Don't do my work

Cause I'm a slob

Now my manager gets mad that I don't put in the work

He's caught me five times now he's going berserk

I say what's wrong? I'm just sipping some Bob

Then he tells me

Stop!

No sauce!

No sauce

No ketchup

No mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Ain't got no sauce

Ain't got no sauce!

(Stop!)

(Ain't got no sauce!)

(Stop!)

(Aint got no sauce!)

(Stop!)

No sauce

And no ketchup

And no mustard

Keep that mayo to yourself

Aint got no sauce

Ain't got no sauce!

Stop!

Ain't got no sauce!