SUBWAY SURFING Lyrics

Yeah

Let me bump this line real quick

Fuck

Feet to the ground I'm running

Fat motherfucker is gunning

Running so fast never fumbling

Smoking this grass like it's nothing

Uh

Milk your bitch on a Wednesday night

The fellas pull up and they're looking for a fight

Pulled my glock out, now my cock's out

They're about the same size so I get mixed up

Doing coke at the furry convention

Searching the halls for a shot of Bacardi

Sucked that shit out a white fox's tits

Then stole the fur suit - A devious lick

Uh

Now I'm on a safari

Eating ass like pastrami

You bitches know I'm queer-baiting

So hop on twitter and come join the army

I fucked all of BTS, I got Jungkook (전정국) in my bed

But he's not as good as V (김태형) when he's giving head

(Just so you know)

I'm jimming and jamming and piping and filling

Dick so hard it turns all these men into women

Feeling like the Chairman the way they Mao-fing Ze Dong

Now let me hit this bong

Imma

Spiritual lyrical miracle individual

A spiritual lyrical miracle individual

It's hysterical how spiritual and lyrical this miracle of an individual is

It's empirical

Creaming on this pussies like Shane Dawson

Strolling down the street, pull up at a Lawson's

Family Mart can suck my ass

Now shut up bitch and step on the gas

Got one take, got one verse

Got your mom making eggs while your dad's in a hearse

Yo sister's got booty-shorts with my name on 'em

Got them for a good price at SHI-THEAD.COM

Say I'm a

Imitator

You know how it goes

Hoes on my phone like your main gigolo

Just a little bit of weed and a pound of blow

Got me sucking on her toes while she watching Al Capone (Scarface, 1983)

Uh

Stop stroking and put it in a chassis

Little bit crooked like my house in Miami

You booked a flight to Epstein island

I'd say your little excursion, it calls for some violence

While I turn this track into gold like I'm Midas

Subway surfing

Catch you lurking

Bitch I'm swerving

Bitch I'm-