Felon Reported Missing (Week 1) Lyrics

Uh attention stupid idiots

We have a felon who has escaped the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted

He is the the evil Herbert Feengler

Who was arrested in charge of having assaulted the first alien

To ever drop down to our planet

Uh we we we don't know don't know where he is, went

Or who he could be

But thanks for nothing

I'm the attention alert guy

I'm the announcer person

I'm the amber alert

It's not called that here but it's something like that

Alright bye

Oh fuck

Holy shit

Maybe that guy I met at the parter was Herbert Feengler

The convicted felon I met at the Industrial Science Museum where I worked part time

Oh god

Oh god

I can't be responsible for more crimes

I'm Bones McCool

I can't I never signed up for this

Oh geez my heart rate is going up

My blood pressure is getting pretty high

Okay alright

Bones it's time to focus up

You know what we gotta do

We gotta we gotta hunt down Herbert Feengler, a.k.a. Heebie Jeeber

And kill him

We gotta take him out before he does more damage to someone we care about

I'm Bones McCool and I'm out for blood

I'm Bones McCool and it's time to find Herbert Feengler

Oh god

But that guy last night said his name was Heebie Jeeber, not Herbert Feengler

So it must be a different guy

So then where do I even look

Well, he committed his last crime in the Tantalum Kingdom

So he's probably run away from the Tantalum Kingdom

He could be anywhere

He could be in the Tungsten Kingdom

I'm Bones McCool still and I gotta

Whew

There's an escaped felon

I'm gonna play my saxophone now to relieve stress

Oh no I'm Bones