Bones McCool's Lament Lyrics

Hey baby it's tough to be Bones McCool

Hey baby it's tough to be Bones McCool

You sit all day by the Tungsten King's pool

He's very nice but it's still hard to be Bones McCool

I got nobody in the world for Bones

There's no one who I come home to

You see this is why I am Bones

There are very few places to roam to

Here we go

Bones McCool

Bones, it's not easy

Bones, it's not easy

Bones, it's not easy

Bones, it's not easy

When you don't have your wife

Who died at the hand of a different king

A different kingdom

A different story for a different day

I'm Bones

It's really sad to be Bones McCool

Bones McCool

Bones McCool

Oh oh oh Bones, Bones McCool

Let's go

Bones Bones it's so hard to be Bones

But it makes it easier cuz I got a friend and his name is the Tungsten King

I really wish that I looked like the Tungsten King

If only I looked normal like [laughs]

And now I'm sad that I'm Bones but at least I get to play saxophone

With the Tungsten King

In the Tungsten Kingdom's castle