Jake From State Farm Ruined My Life Lyrics

Choke on the glitter heavy hitters and we're ready to party

We have hate in our hearts so we dance on the bodies

Turn on your dash cams

Ill give you something to post

To disrespect your parents and the holy ghost

Smeared mascara I'm impaired yea but i know this place

In the back of the venue where we can share some pain

But but but wait wait

This is my fucking jam

I came with me myself and i just don't give a damn

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)

Take a number for "sorry's"

Might be dead in the front yard

Got a thumbs up for heartbeats

And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"

Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody

Can take this night away from me

Say what you will about what you've seen

But this gas station pizza isn't judging me

I got a keen eye for damsels so undressed

Popping collars gotta holler cause were so obsessed

Let's talk sex drive we're all ready to go

Let me take a couple seconds to climb this pole

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)

Take a number for "sorry's"

Might be dead in the front yard

Got a thumbs up for heartbeats

And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"

Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody

Can take this night away from me

Say what you will about what you've seen

But this gas station pizza isn't judging me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties

For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties

For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties

For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties

For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)

Take a number for "sorry's"

Might be dead in the front yard got a thumbs up for heartbeats

And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"

Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody

Can take this night away from me

Say what you will about what you've seen

But this gas station pizza isn't judging me