Warranty Lyrics

Who's this guy staring at me

He's there when I step in the bathroom

I don't like his hair or his teeth

And I sure don't like his attitude

It occurs to me

I'm not supposed to be

A self-parody but I am

Now I'm wondering

Is there a warranty

A replacement plan

And I'm stuck in the body

Of a stranger I don't relate to

And my condition is not a hobby

And that's something I can't explain to you

Fuck

It occurs to me

I'm not supposed to be

A self-parody but I am

And don't make me explain it to you

Now I'm wondering

Is there a warranty

A replacement plan

It occurs to me

The person I'm supposed to be

Is exactly who I am

And don't make me explain it to you

Now I'm wondering

Is there a contingency

A replacement plan

That felt better