Carmen Sandiego ft. The Pale Goblin Lyrics

Watch on my wrist no Fitbit

In the rose gardens at a picnic

Pete Davidson what they call me

Cause I got tattoos, skinny, and I got a big

Nice smile

Got my own style

Got my own space

LinkedIn profile

Got a few buddies, all with a boat I'll

Get you on board, I just got to let you know I

Fade away like I'm Dirk Dirk Dirk

Wake up, hit the gym, put in work work work

Greet a cutie at the Lunds and she smirk smirk smirk

Now I'm cooking her some breakfast while she twerk twerk twerk

In my high school shirt, nonetheless hot damn

Pouring up coffee, wearing no pants

That's me, oh shit

I could do a pole dance and turn everyone around me to a fan

I'm the man, like that

Oh you ain't, my bad

Mess with Stu

And I teabag your dad, Iraq

Wonder why your girl don't reply to your message

Cause I'm in her guts like gastric bypass

Surgery

You ain't heard of me

Well shit, let me give you the courtesy

I'm the one that your girl calls baby

And no not talking about the ones in a nursery

We've been outside

You've been online

Where you been

Where you at

Where you been

Where you at

We've been outside

You've been online

Where you been

Where you at

Where you been

Where you at

Growing mushrooms in the basement

Can't have just one like a Lays chip

About to blast off like a spaceship

Staring at the stars, we don't even got to say shit

And I'm never on the waitlist, already in there

Aloe Vera what I use for the skin care

No shampoo for the curls

Use your girl's razor for the chin hair

I got drip, like postnasal

You withered like old basil

Refinance with no appraisal

And I'm about to nut, no hazel

Then I'm outie like a naval

Can't define me with a label

You can't find me I'm not hiding

Bitch I'm Carmen Sandiego

I'm gone