Offspring Lyrics

I always wanted a son

You know, a boy that I could teach to hunt, fish

Play catch with, have a beer with

But I guess it's in my genes

To not fit like a king

'Cause when we lost money

That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob

What a scheme

Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

First off, mom, I'm so sorry for pissin' you off

I was rightfully sent away and that shit was awful

But dad, if you don't wanna be here, don't

In fact, it's sad that I have the exact same last two names as you

I guess an arrow to your broad head won't take the point off the sharp edge

But every time you receive your next check

Every sense of your next cents made your two cents bills

What the fuck am I sayin'?

Your D-A-D was a C.P.A it's insane

'Cause you didn't need mental help, your need came from greed

God damn fuck, we needed a house

Not a piece of meat who eats, and eats, and eats

But I guess it's in my genes

To not fit like a king

'Cause when we lost money

That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob

What a scheme

Now his own worst enemy is his offspring

Jabez Z

Not R Jabez, see?

I'm made up of lines

So don't cross me

Your dog ding was all you could think to torture me

Go clean that shit, you really stole that shit?

You gotta hit the road 'cause it's either that or that damn bitch

Maybe I'm embellishin' the story a bit

But basically my dad don't haul shit

He just calls in

Uh man, my migraine hurts so bad

I know I have a job and I'm supposed to do all that but

I don't know, I might show up tomorrow

And there goes dad, askin' for his pops hand

But I guess it's in my genes

To not fit like a king

'Cause when we lost money

That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob

What a scheme

Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

But through all this I can still feel the screams

Tryin' to figure out life after wakin' up with a dream

Then you tell me I should join the army

Then you lock me in a home

It was helpful, but not at all me

'Cause you spent all that time lovin' life

And I wonder why I missed so much shit

Thats why it's foggy when I stop by

But don't fuckin' stress

Don't worry I'll stop, goodbye

You don't even want me around

I guess I'll take Jabez now

It's time to get off spring

And watch the sunset, watch me shine now bitch

I guess it's in my genes

To not fit like a king

'Cause when we lost money

That was just Rob gettin' robbed by Rob

What a scheme

Now his own worst enemy is his offspring, me

Always Strong

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma