Lost Humor Lyrics

I lost the bet

I lost the money

I lost my mind

I cannot find anything that's funny

I lost the will

I lost the nerve

I lost the time

I can't unwind

The skies aren't sunny

Don't tell me jokes that I wouldn't understand

Don't tell me lies, wrapped up in truth

Don't talk about your feelings as if you had them planned

I'm not buying any seats at your ticket booth

I lost the bet

I lost the money

I lost my mind

I cannot find anything that's funny

I lost the will

I lost the nerve

I lost the time

I can't unwind

The skies aren't sunny

I dropped my wallet on the road to nowhere

I dropped my keys in the parking lot

I dropped the midnight ball at Times Square

I dropped a hint or two that nobody got

I lost the bet

I lost the money

I lost my mind

I cannot find anything that's funny

I lost the will

I lost the nerve

I lost the time

I can't unwind

The skies aren't sunny

I picked up quaint midwestern expressions

I picked up a smoker's cough

I picked up women at my own discretion

I picked up baggage at the airport that I can't scrape off

I lost the bet

I lost the money

I lost my mind

I cannot find anything that's funny

I lost the will

I lost the nerve

I lost the time

I can't unwind

The skies aren't sunny

I lost my fingers and nose in an ice storm

Eyes, ears, tongue in a fight to the death

I lost the plot before it could take form

My sense of humor was all that I had left

I lost the bet

I lost the money

I lost my mind

I cannot find anything that's funny

I lost the will

I lost the nerve

I lost the time

I can't unwind

The skies aren't sunny

I can't unwind

My skies aren't sunny