MARS!? Lyrics

It's like they're nuts for even thinking about it

For what?

Sending people to Mars!

I don't care whether there's something there or not

It's what would it cost ya to get there

And that's the thing that, in my opinion

Would be ridiculous to try to go there

Ya know?

I mean going to the Moon is fine

Cause the guys, they can make it to the Moon

In (Uhh) three or four days maybe

But (Uhhh)

Mars is so far away that

It'd take 'em a couple of months to get there

Oh boy!

And what are they gonna do?

Go in a coma for a couple of months to get to Mars?

Then what's gonna wake ya up, when ya get there?

(Ha-hah, ha-hah, ha-hah)

Yah there ya go

(Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha)

Maybe we oughta write a paper about it ya know?

Tell ol' NASA how to do it

Because, it's just so far away that (Ha-ha)

Even if they had a little engine to speed 'em up

A little engine to have to slow it down

It'd still take a long time to get there

To Mars (Boy)