Sneakily Stole Your Spouses Lyrics

Lil Culture's the only person to be number 1 while using a number 2 pencil

Lil Culture just pulled up to each one of his fans houses and paid their rent in full

And he sneakily stole their spouses

They just watched Lil Culture run around the whole world, and then he gleefully rolled up A mountain

No one's seen Lil Culture for a ton of years, when anyone asks how many its been, they Say "Gee i don't know, probably 33,000

But what no one noticed Lil Culture really did is rolled down the other side of the Mountain to get back to the sewers

Now all those dude's in that area are just a bunch of confused sirs

Confused sirs

Lil Culture just invented a revolutionary electric scooter

Lil Culture straight up put the hoot in hooters

Lil Culture put the tube in being a youtuber

Lil Culture just invented 2 new words

And the 2 words are zoob and zoobitter

Shawty looked pretty familiar, Lil Culture just knew that he knew her

Lil Culture made plans with shawty, then blew her off cuz she didn't wanna blow him, so He turned her into a blue bird

Now shawty's looking like a true zoob zoobitter

Ooh ooh, ya heard

Lil Culture's got the truest words

Lil Culture just invented verbs

But now he doesn't know what to do with verbs