Glenn Versus The Cookie Monster Lyrics

I've been harassed by these horrible creatures

And my viewers comments are going nuts!!

Musicians come to my studio but

They don't know who the bass player is

Their guitars won't stay in tune

The singer uses Autotune

They don't even know how to play their song

And i still don't know who the bass player is

They brought me a Line Six Spider

Arguing that it's their sound

I don't know what to do

They won't play to a metronome

I start to record the singer

That dumbass keeps cupping the mic

And then he starts to sing

Oh holy hell I'd rather listen to Dave Mustain

Now is the time for the bass player

No just kidding he has just been replaced

By the guitarist

The bassist finally arrives

And he is totally drunk

And starts vomiting

His beer can just fell on my

Brand new tube head

The singer brought his girlfriend

And she is getting bored

She starts asking some random questions

She starts trying to touch my gear

I am getting tired of this job

I can't deal with those dumbasses anymore