Grasshopper Lyrics

Grasshopper is my name

Grass and hops are my game

My grass is the greenest

And my hops are most bitter

I'll smoke you to the ground

Make you drunk in no time

I invite to my domain

You can taste and feel the green!

You cannot say no to him!

You cannot say no to him!

You cannot say no to him!

One magical night

A huge light came crushing by

In my garden behind the trees

A strange figure on a carpet made of leafs

An old bearded man

With a pipe in his hand

Leather bag on his side

With magic stuff waiting inside!

You cannot say no to him!

You cannot say no to him!

You cannot say no to him!

He said

I am the master of the brews

And I create the biggest puffs

The only way to learn my secrets

Is to defeat me

By spotting my weakness

Where am I?

What is happening to me?

What is the weak spot? I said to myself.

I wanna be the best Grasshopper in the world

He screamed "fight me if you can!"

I took a torch and lit his beard aflame

Magic barrier stopped me fast

I did not stood any chance

The last thing that I saw

A flashing spell

Am i forever gone?

Green is all I see

My body? How this can be?

I cannot stop jumping

Grasshopper is me!