Forces of the Unfunky Lyrics

Back when the ancient funkonauts descended from above

A little group discovered greed and lost their will to love

Now it’s time to wake up, yeah you better be aware

There’s unfunky forces on the loose and they’re coming for their share

They like to slap a price tag on the things that once were free

And they like to keep the artists in a state of slavery

They don’t see any value in the things they cannot take

And they only like emotion when it’s bottled up and fake

And be careful, cuz they’re pressing all the buttons

Hey you- no funkin around in here

That’s better

As I was saying

They don’t like dancing and they’re not so into fun

They never syncopate and they don’t put it on the one

They’ll play as long as they can change the rules that guide the game

And they know that friendship fails compared to all important fame

They’ll sell a million souls if they can make another buck

While they cackle at the beggar as he’s running out of luck

They have lots of eyes and ears so they can catch you out of line

And take some of your things away and tag you with a fine

And watch out, cuz they’ve got evil robots - TARGET IDENTIFIED

Hey- I said no funk

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