Lord of the Board Lyrics

Well I

Roll like thunder

When I throw them dice

You wanna play me

Then you better think twice

Pray for Sixes

And your getting Threes

I'm rolling them doubles

With God Dam ease

Azreal is coming with his flaming sword

We're in a battle so prepare for war

The moves on you

Won't you give it some thought

I'm blessed can't you see

Like an apple on a tree

Get down on your knees

And pray for the Lord

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Of the Board, Of the Board

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board

He's the Lord

Of the Board

He's the Lord

Oh Lord

Yes Lord

Please Lord

We're throwing punches

And we're chucking dice

Play the holy roller

And you'll pay the price

Grab a ticket

If you want my advice

Double sixes all I know

I'm primed and good to go

Come on face that gauntlet baby

Throw

Here we go

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Of the Board, Of the Board

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board

He's the Lord

Of the Board

He's the Lord

Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to bear witness

To the Almighty power of our Lord of the Board

The holiest of rollers

The most devastating of dice

The thunder and wonder

Of our Gammon champion

Who strikes terror in the eyes of all of his opponents

And those that stand against him

Ladies and gentlemen

Are you ready to hail

Hail

Hail Lord

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Of the Board, Of the Board

I'm the Lord, He's the Lord

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board, Lord of the Board

Lord of the Board

He's the Lord

Of the Board

He's the Lord