Do

"You've got 22 new messages"

Expect one from my mom, guess who wrote them?

I'm not surprised, it's you, oh surprise, it's you

I thought that, at least, you'd understand

No, I ain't ever been your friend

So stop sending those electronical cards with pinks hearts and smiling teddy bears

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

Find another lover, go get a life

Practice a new sport, go get a life