Good Friend

I've got a gun, got a gun, got a gun under my pillow but"It's useless cuz nobody comes in your room"

I've got condoms, got condoms, got condoms in the bathroom but

It's useless cuz you can't catch le aids on your own

My heart is full of love and my balls are full of cum

Hey girls, I'm single, oh please won't you come?

Hello, up and down, everybody dance now

Except me (Oh yeah)

I am the nice guy, tells a joke, two shoulders when eyes are wet

Yes I'm here (Thank you)

I've got charm, yeah, that's the word yeah, when you don't wanna tell me"Oh you're so ugly, ugly as any good friend!"