Country Music

I woke up in that red dirt sometime around three am

I called her on the telephone, she said "Lord where've you been?"

I said blame it on those neon lights, playin' Haggard and George Jones

She said "I don't care just where you go, but it damn sure won't be home"

Oooh country music, won't you take me to the only place I've known?

'Cause I might be too drunk to drive

But I'm just drunk enough to walk back home

Found myself in a cop car, rollin' down 35

When I came to, I said to tell you the truth

Sir, I don't recall the night