Chimney

Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

Santa swallows it and polishes it off with a blunt

Mrs. Claus done left him for Jack Frost

And everyone else is bout to get the fucking jack pot? Nah

He is not delivering your presents

He goes round the world and not one person stops to thank him for a second

So this Christmas, he's gonna blow his head into sections

He's sick of puking up peppermint schnapps to fight the depression

But you know, that Santa's going out with a bang

He takes a sleigh ride to Jack Frost's house with a mag

He popped him right in the cap, put him down in a flash

Then shoves a blade deep in Mrs. Claus' scalp as he laughs