Matilda

There's a couch in the living room, where everybody wants to sit

But on it sits Matilda, and she's smelling kinda shit

There's a letter on the table that everybody wants to read

But it's only meant for me, so Matilda let it be

Oh, Matilda leave me alone

I don't have time for your prank calls on the phone

Oh, Matilda let me be

Please don't bring your silly paintings to me

She's my cousin's neighbour's little girl

And I have to take care of her