Roid Rage

When your piss smells like coffee

You been on the truck too long

I drank my fill in Nashville all the way to San Antone

This travelin' life Willie sang about ain't what it's crack up to be

I can't wait to get off the road again, these hemorrhoids are killin' me

Well I'm pushin' my rig doin' 85, tryin' to keep it between the lines

It's been a long while, about 400 miles since I saw a rest area sign

Now I ain't a quitter but I got the jitters and I'm hopin' this soon will pass

Cause I'm tired, wired, my butt's on fire and this coffee's kickin' my ass

It's not my dream using fibres and creams I shoulda stopped an hour ago