Merry Christmas, I Tried

Out of time, out of money, out of patience with a smile on my face

Cause it's Christmas time again and I thought that I had more time to waste

This wasn't my intention, might need an intervention again

(Oh no, no, no)

Oh, why did I wait, hesitate, I think I'm losing my mind

(Oh he's huffin, puffin and he's full of stuffin)

They're saying I'm too late but decorations are on aisle nine

(I hope she wants some tinsel, not a diamond or a crystal)

They got me paying top dollar so she won't know I forgot her again

The only place that open's the convenience store where all the dads are shopping cause they didn't before

I wonder what my wife got for the kids and for me, I should probably get something for under the tree