Tesla

Bought myself a car, thought I'd save the Earth,

Spent a fortune thinking it was worth,

But now I'm stuck in a service queue,

With no one there to tell me what to do.

The screen's gone black, the handles won't pop,

The app won't load, and the car won't stop,

They said it's "cutting edge," they said it's "great,"

But all I got was endless wait.

Tesla sucks, yeah, I said it loud,

Worst damn service in the crowd,