Biggest Thing

I'm just a lonesome traveler, The Great Historical Bum

Highly educated tho' history tied my tongue

I came of age in the year of Terror, 'twas in the Year '01

And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done

I worked in Kirkwood's Cellar, t'was the year of '63

Joined the waiter's union, tho' there was a joining fee

I'm the man that served the hard stuff to those Secret Service sons

And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done

I beat the desert warriors, I did it with a smirk

Defeated the towel-headed army with thirty minutes work