Tony

There was a lot more things underling before obviously we went to the media, the media. I understand the media is a business and they obviously want stories that people are interested in. But I feel so strongly myself that people deserve to know the truth. Be honest with me mate, man to man, did you fancy her before she moved in? I didn't even know what she looked like until we started video-calling. I just knew that once this war was out there, I just wanted to help anybody from Ukraine

Never saw this path for my life

That I'd leave my common-law wife

That I'd up, quit on the kids

I confess that's what I did

Sorry Lorna, you've been flattened

Sorry Lorna, these things happen

Maybe one day you'll see

I love her and she loves me

Thank Putin for bringing her to me