Crybaby Night Out

Kalahari night is wild, boyfriend's off the leash and loud

In the lobby, causing scenes, breaking chairs, knocking walls down

Checking desks, gets at the view of his antics through and through

Lamps are crashing, hit the floor, manager calls for backup more

Boyfriend, my boyfriend, mocking arrest and distress

Boyfriend, my boyfriend, hotel breaking what a mess

Climbing fountains, making waves, staff are running in a craze

Security tried to chase, but he's too fast in the race

Captain of the chaos train, mix of laughter and champagne

Photo snap, police on scene, he's the star, this is routine